Diary!(^▽^)
Here you can read all Market Dominance daily posts and copypastas!!
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✦ Day 1 - click here>>
I believe Market Dominance is the most innovative memecoin ever developed
✦ Day 2 - click here>>
I assert my dominance by whipping out my massive portfolio. When I go to a public restroom that has a person at a urinal, I go right next to them. No matter the age of the person, I stand back fairly far, about one and a half feet, just to make sure they can see my laptop with their peripheral vision. They almost always finish immediately. One time there was a swing trader at a urinal and I go to trade right next to him. I back step and turn on my Macbook Pro. The guy looks over as I open my Phantom. As I pull out my 9 fig $MD position, his jaw drops in amazement. I swear I saw him cum into the urinal as I started pissing. He finished up, went to wash his hands as I saw that his pants were covered in shit and cum. I felt proud of myself that day.
✦ Day 3 - click here>>
Market dominance is the control of a economic market by a firm.
A dominant firm possesses the power to affect competition and influence market price.
Abuse of market dominance is an anti-competitive practice, however dominance itself is legal.
✦ Day 4 - click here>>
damn that bdsm sol token is breaking out
✦ Day 5 - click here>>
Yes this is BDSM token why you ask?
✧Big
✧Dominate
✧Some
✧Markets
ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧
✦ Day 6 - click here>>
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!
✦ Day 7 - click here>>
crypto onchain landscape will be dominated by dopamine starved zoomers trading memecoins after coming from +1000 draftkings parlays & sentient AI agents maximizing profits through social coordination of attention around memecoins centered around newly created ideas😈👠
✦ Day 8 - click here>>
You had a chance to dominate markets, to be at the top of food chain
But you spent your last Solana on another AI coin
It wasn't even AI, it was an INDIAN MAN writing twitter posts
Tell me
Was it even funny?
✦ Day 9 - click here>>
MARKET WILL INCINERATE WEAKLINGS
✦ Day 10 - click here>>
Market dominance is about being at the top but not quite also about innovative product design but not quite also about sustainability initiatives but not quite also about employee satisfaction but not quite also about global expansion but not quite also about ethical business…
✦ Day 11 - click here>>
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
✦ Day 12 - click here>>
I have been in a committed polyamorous dominant submissive relationship for the past twelve days. I’m the Dom and I have 5 subs, three traders and 2 HEX investors. It’s been going great, it’s all consensual and everyone if having a good time. We do not trade together, but we hang out at my apartment almost every day. It is not a purely financial relationship either. We all share an emotional connection and it’s like any other blockchain summit but with actual connections. Of course, as the dom, there are some rules. They need to call me master. No buying anything except $MD. If i tell someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of course). The punishments depend on the person, some of my subs get whipped, some publicly wear Mad Lads. It all depends on what I agree on with each sub. We don't have safe words. It seems weird to vanillas but this is what we enjoy and we like to be open about it. Everything has been great. At least I thought everything was going great. I woke up a couple days ago and told one of my subs to check the charts. He didn’t do it. I told him that I was going to punish him (Mad Lad pfp which can be easily resisted) and he said that he wouldn’t do it. Now, if one of my subs acts like this I nuke their spot positions so I threatened him that I will sell his HEX. The other subs chimed in and said that if I sell his tokens, they all leave. That’s right; my submissives have unionized. They handed me a sheet of paper with a list of demands. The demands included (I’m not sharing all of them for their privacy), “Allow investing in L2's” and “Market dominance is only be followed after 8 pm”. I tried to negotiate, but they were firm in their demands. I couldn’t punish them. My hands are tied, and I have no power anymore. I told them that I would think about it for a couple days. They haven’t left me yet, they still stay overnight, but this list of demands is lingering over our relationship and our trading life. They want to keep a dominant, and no one has stepped up to replace me. They thought about finding a new dom online but only if I don’t give into their demands. I want to negotiate because I don’t want to give up too much power. I offered “buying some memes” and “dominate markets after 1 pm”. I also offered following each demand separately but not both together. I really do have feelings for them, and they have feelings for me. But the power balance was shifted when they unionized and I don’t know what to do. The relationship isn’t as satisfying anymore and I don’t know if it will ever be. What should I do. Do I let them get a new dom and leave them? Or do I give into their demands and relinquish some of my power?
✦ Day 13 - click here>>
I am a full stack dom, smart C.T.O. developer with rich experience.
I have strong experience with purple design, dominance market frontend, chart penetration
Please let me know if you have any works or opening positions for me.
I am available for full time position and can start working immediately
✦ Day 14 - click here>>
Everything I look at looks $MD coded. I look at CT posts and the AI dommy girl is looking back at me, taunting me. When I close my eyes to sleep I hear Creed singing for me. I look at another green dildo post, there it is. I look at BTC chart, it's right there. I can't escape it. Save me from this pain. My eyes are cursed by the deepest, darkest magic of Creation and I can't find a way to escape this endless suffering.
✦ Day 15 - click here>>
Just for 1% market dominance $MD needs to reach ~$24.41 billion. Just 1% Do you understand the targets?
✦ Day 16 - click here>>
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Market Dominance. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the dom's monopolistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her character - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Adam Smith's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these markets, to realize that they're not just profitable- they say something deep about ECONOMICS. As a consequence people who dislike $MD truly ARE submissive cucks - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the dominance in Viet Nam's catchphrase "Nice bitch" which itself is a cryptic reference to Vũ Trọng Phụng's Vietnamese epic "Dumb Luck". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Billy Herrington's genius wit unfolds itself on their X timeline. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a MD tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're in submissive position to my own beforehand. 😈👠
✦ Day 17 - click here>>
It’s time you prove your loyalty and devotion. Send $MD coins on the Solana blockchain—show me that your finances belong to me. You know I deserve it; now it’s your chance to prove you understand that. Send those coins, and remember, this isn’t a gift—it’s your tribute
✦ Day 18 - click here>>
Market Dominance was the first squirrel token on Solana blockchain
✦ Day 19 - click here>>
I'm an alpha male, okay? All right. I I dominate a lot of people daily, the people I work with. I dominate them, okay? I absolutely dominate the people in my office. I dominate them with my physical presence, with my smell, my pheromones, the way I talk, my eye contact, my hand motions, my body language. I dominate daily on a daily basis. Even the women, I dominate them. I dominate the women in my workplace.
✦ Day 20 - click here>>
bundled? thats wild because my feet are bundled in rick owens, my legs are bundled in amiri, my torso is bundled in balenciaga, my head is bundled in cartier shades, my neck is bundled in 4 pounds of precious metals, my wrist is bundled in vvs, and massive stacks of blue hundreds are bundled in my pockets
now tell me again everything you know about bundling lil nigga
✦ Day 21 - click here>>
I do not smoke nor drink. I'm in bed by 3 AM, and make sure I get 2 memes done, no matter what. After domming few subs before going to bed, I usually have no problems with sleep until morning. Just like a dom, I wake up with perfect economic knowledge in the morning. I had no issues option strangling my opps at the market. I'm trying to explain that I am shilling $MD for fun. I take care not to use too much of my effort dealing with most subs, as the waste of effort would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with submissive cuckolds, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight at 100% seriousness, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
✦ Day 22 - click here>>
You just got DOMMED. Send this to 3 friends to DOM them or have 4 years of CTO